There’s No One Else I’d Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With - Mother's Day Card. Add a bit of irreverent humor to your Mother's Day or Father's Day! Acknowledge the trials and triumphs of parenting together with the card, “There’s no one else I’d rather raise these asshole kids with.” Details; • Premium quality, soft touch-cardstock • Precision laser cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope(4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside🇺🇸. Each card is printed in the USA using recycled materials. Minimum $150 order.